Who's The Bigger Substance Abuser?

My last post focused on young Hollywood starlets who can't seem to lay off "the sauce". Let us not forget some of the older substance abusers who may be past their prime, but can still tie one on with the best of em'. Today our contestants are both co-hosts of popular "talent" (I use that loosely) shows. Both made a name for themselves in the 80's, are extremely popular in Germany and currently excel at making asses out of themselves; especially when the camera is on them. YouTube should be sending these two royalty checks! Your choice's this week ARE:

OR...

I say they're both winners!!!