Thursday, August 30, 2007

Which Is Worse - Marriage Or Death?

Bride and widow in single ceremony
NICE, France (AP) -- Dressed in a demure black suit, a 35-year-old Frenchwoman has married her dead boyfriend, an exchange of vows that required authorization from President Jacques Chirac.

Notice how the groom is mentioned as boyfriend...why not fiancee? At least the drunk driver spared this gentleman from a far longer, more painful death. This chicks has to know that if they only way she can get hitched is to marry her dead boyfriend, then she's doing something wrong...or just really ugly! Rest In Peace Frenchie, because whatever purgatory you're hanging around in, eventually you're probably going to get off light. Now that I think about it, the title is a trick question.

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