I KNEW This Was Going To Happen

Bianca de la Garza and David Wade broadcast their split

News couple Bianca de la Garza and David Wade are calling it quits. The local morning anchors, who have been married for 12 years and work for competing stations - she’s with WCVB-TV (Channel 5), he’s with WBZ-TV (Channel 4) - confirmed the split yesterday through manager Mendes Napoli.

I used to watch these two interact with each other when they were both anchors on FOX 25 News. Wade was the hotshot co-anchor, while Bianca was the roving reporter. I could never figure out how these two were a couple. Hot chicks don't swoon over David Wade, but I think I've figured it out. As the story goes, both split from Fox and are now anchors on competing news shows. Some would theorize that this type of rivalry would easily tear a couple apart. There is another factor here that everyone is forgetting...The Maria Stephanos Factor!

Maria Stephanos was the OTHER co-anchor of Fox 25 News when both Wade and Bianca were with the station. For years I watched Maria and Wade canoodle with each other, which must have driven Bianca bananas with lust. Jealousy is like an aphrodisiac to chicks. Now Wade is co-anchors with Jack Williams and the marriage goes into the crapper. Coincidence? I don't think so...and don't give me any "Well, there's also Paula Ebben" backtalk. She tries the old too-much-makeup-cougar look, but she can't hold a candle to Maria Stephanos.

According to the report, a source says this wasn't Wade's idea and that he's all broken up...well DUH! Take it from a guy who married up, if The Mrs. ever calls it quits on me, your damn right I'm going to be sad. How would I ever find another girl who could put up with my shinanegans??? Not happening!

What Is More Scary???

Ms. Piggy and Kermit the Frog

OR...

Lady Gaga and Kermit the Frog!?!?

So Lady Gaga's date to the Video Music Awards (VMA's) was Kermit the Frog. Let me allow you to digest that for a second...Kermit...The...Frog. I'll tell you one thing, Ms. Piggy must be pissed! I saw Kermit and Piggy get married on "The Muppets Take Manhattan", and now here's Kermit, out and about with Lady Gaga? How did TMZ not catch wind of this? Kermit and Piggy must have been having some marital issues to lead to this; maybe some domestic disputes? Well, I for one think this is a bigger travesty then Jon and Kate Gosselin, and I demand that Kermit take responsibility for his actions...the two-timing toad!

UPDATE: Apparently, Kermit the Frog is denying any wrong-doing to People.com (link included). He claims he was merely giving Lady Gaga a ride. Well my friends, Da Nile is not just a river in Egypt.

Brutal Knockout Leads To Scary Face & Weird Dance

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Holy crap! If "Smokey" were in the room, he would have said, "You got knocked the fuck out!" And this, my friends, is why Yours Truly is no longer a Muay Thai Boxer. Not only was the dude out on his feet after the skull-crushing punch, but he also got a nice boot to the chops to send him straight into Exorcist-face.

Damn that is scary!!! It's too bad that he wasn't clobbered again, because he would have shot right past Exorcist-face and into Hulkster mode...you know what happens then!

How Many Imposters Are In The United States?

And the results are...

First Place - Yours Truly!

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There are people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

Second Place - Mr. Leo

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There are people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

Third Place - The Mrs.

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There are people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

Last and certainly not least, especially considering she is the ONLY person with her name in the United States!?!? Is that even possible??? I don't care, because there truly is only one Lil G!

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There are or fewer people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

The Mrs. loves to dance. She loves to dance so much that she forcing The G to love to dance. Also, for the past 10 years, she's always complaining about how she wants an afro...or is it cornrows...maybe it's dreadlocks. Let's just assume she wants an afro. Well sweetie, I've come through once again!

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Labor Day's WTF Fight Scene!

There are some crazy fight scenes in movies right? Jacky Chan, Jet Li, Van Damme, Keanu Reeves...yeah, I said Keanu Reeves...yes THE Keanue Reeves...whatever, I like The Matrix trilogy. Anyways, I came across this doosy from a movie called "Hard Ticket to Hawaii". Apparently, some bad guys from Sweden or Iceland decide to setup their stronghold in the Aloha state and they don't take kindly to frisbee-toting outsiders who have a keen eye for the ba-dunk-a-dunk. See for yourself...

Guess What This Girl Is Doing?

It's Friday, so I thought a little guessing game might speed up the day. Over to the left is a young lady. For the sake of the game, lets call her "Mandy". Why hello Mandy...whatever are you doing? Mandy wants you to know, but first wants you to guess. What could Mandy be doing? She could be checking her email. She could be looking for a phillips-head screwdriver. She could being mixing her favorite libation before she hits the town with friends. Mandy certainly is doing something...but what?

Have you made a guess yet?


Just scroll down a bit further to reveal what Mandy is up to. In case you were wondering this IS safe for work...I guess.




















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I know, I know...That was your SECOND guess!

Fall Film Preview!

I'm all for summer blockbuster. I love stuff blowing up as much as the next guy. The thing about Summer blockbusters though is that I can pretty much wait until they're out on DVD. There usually is no, "Holy crap I HAVE to pay $18 to see that movie!" The Fall, on the other hand, always seems to bring a handful of films that I'm willing to skip the gym and take an extended lunch-break to see. The Mrs. hates my taste is cinema and there's no way she's allowing me to go the movies on the weekend leaving her with the kids...No Way! Anywho, for those of you who are unaware of upcoming Fall films, here's a little preview of what to start saving your nickles for. You can also click each movie title to go their official site; trailers and other fun stuff.

1) Zombieland (October 2nd) - First off, Woody Harrelson is SO underrated. Cross "Natural Born Killers" with "Shaun of the Dead" and add a little Bill Murray as a zombie. Pure comedic, horror genius.

2) The Road (October 16th) - If you haven't read the book, I highly suggest it; the novel won the Pulitzer for fiction. Post-apocalyptic tale of a father and son traveling, surviving, trying to make sense of the "new" world...searching for hope.

3) Where The Wild Things Are (October 16th) - Beloved children's book. I'm more excited about taking The G to see this rather than Toy Story 1 and 2 (3D). Looks like Spike Jonze has really captured the essence of the book.

4) Boondock Saints 2 (November 1st) - Original cast and they've added Judd Nelson, Peter Fonda and extended scenes with Billy Connolly as the Father "Deuce" MacManus. Love that it's set in Boston. The red band trailer sealed the deal for me. Make sure you're over 18 before watching kids!

Watch Out All You Smelly People!

Honolulu seeking to ban 'BO' on buses - September 2, 2009
HONOLULU --Stinky city bus riders soon could get soaked. The Honolulu City Council is considering a bill that would impose up to a $500 fine and/or up to six months in jail for public transit passengers convicted of being too smelly.

Mr. M.P. most observantly pointed out that it's been too long since my last blog post. Honestly, I've been rather uninspired...until NOW. Seeing how I am a slave to the MBTA, the article above might be the most ingenious proposition in the history of mankind. Monday through Friday, twice a day I am accosted by hordes of stinky people also taking their daily commute.

I'm not just even talking about the bums, like our stinky friend Spare-Change Guy (above). I'm talking about illegal Asians who must figure out how to use a toothbrush. I'm talking about the growing population of Faxon Common Indian folk who must all use "Musty Attic Deodorant"...wait, they DON'T use deodorant?!?! I'm talking about the South Shore's finest who sweat whisky and smell of stale weed at 7:55 a.m., rushing to some Southie dive.

Just like Air Marshals, we should have Public Transit Marshals. Park one of these officers on each Red Line train car and have walk up and down. Hopefully a $500 ticket will help you reassess you personal hygiene. Perhaps 6 months in the clink will compel you pick up a bar of soap...and you better not drop it. Now I know what some of you are going to say...

You certainly do. You have the right to shower OR bathe. You have the right to brush your teeth. You have the right to throw on some Old Spice. And if you don't, you have the right to remain silent. Seems like a no-brainer to me. Bravo to you, Hawaii! Finally you are proving yourself worthy of being one of the 50 states.