First off, I'd like to thank "The Mrs." for putting up with my shenanigans for the last 5 years. Although she proved Saturday night that she still can be as weird as ever, she can at least use the excuse of being drunk. I, on the other hand, am just strange 24/7 - if you could actually see what goes through my head, I'd break records for most restraining orders.I'd also like to thank our friends who were able to share our anniversary dinner at El Sarape's with us. You all must truly be great friends for knowingly ingesting food that is GUARANTEED to give you "The Trots" for about 3 days. Here are some memorable moments from this past weekend (including the day-off I took on Friday).
1) Even though it was "The Mrs." and I's 5-year wedding anniversary, we only saw each other for a total of 4 hours over the course of 3 days.
2) Despite being with Baby G for 72 hours, she didn't take one dump...she saved them for "Nanny"!
3) Red Sox crush The Indians in Game 1 of the ALCS...and Auntie Rach crushes all opponents in Wii Bowling.
5) Being restrained from beating up an old geezer complaining that I got in between him and his "Helen's" pizza.
6) Completely enjoying the very loud, 12-person conversation regarding the $25 prize per each severed coyote head while inhaling a mountain of authentic Mexican food.
7) Lil-sis Batesy disappearing, only to be discovered blacked-out in the bathroom, ONLY to be uncomfortably transported through a crowd of "Usual Suspects".
8) "The Mrs." drunken foresight to KNOW the Red Sox game wasn't worth watching, and we were better off watching her "Get Fittercize" in the living room.
9) Trying to show "Drunkle" what Sunday's and domestic living is all about...and having to listen about life in Waco, TX.
10) A 12-pack of Twisted Tea cans and plenty of this:
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